Ares jokes
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
These days, there are only two political parties in India: BJP and anti-BJP.
Jokes are rather funny.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Stroke victims are my heroes.
My favorite is Louis C.K.
So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"
The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."
So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."
And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."