Ares jokes
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Do they say you are what you eat?
That makes Bulma a VEGETARIAN if u know what I'm SAIYAN.
There were two snakes slithering along when one snake said to the other snake, "Are we poisonous?" "Idk why?" The other snake responded, "'Cause I just bit my tongue!"
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have schizophrenia,
And so do I.
Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might pikachu and it's not my fault if I see any jigglypuffs.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were on a falling airplane. There were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world,” so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually there are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
One time a crow saw a peacock and then wanted to be like a peacock, so he picked up peacock feathers and then wore them.
Then he starts walking and everybody thinks he's strange, and then his friends are not his friends anymore, and then after that he says, "Friends, please be my friends again. I'm sorry, I will be the way I am."
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"