Ares jokes
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Guy 1: How far are we going?
Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
There are 3 things wrong with this world.
1. Spelling
2. Maths.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.