Ares jokes
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?