Ares jokes
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why are there only 363 days for orphans?
Because they don't have Mothers' and Fathers' Day.
When an orphan takes a photo, it’s also a family portrait!
Btw, if people find these offensive, why are you here? Why are you searching orphan jokes anyway?
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Girls are like stones.
The flat ones get skipped.
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphaned year?
Because they don’t have a father's or Mother’s Day.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.