Ares jokes
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why are clips 30 rounds? Because that's the average class size.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.