Ares jokes
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Are there support groups for men?
Roses are red and violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the third one's for you.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.