Ares jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Why do cemeteries have fences?
Because people are dying to be there.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Blessed Brian, your secrets are safe with me... because I wasn’t listening when you told them.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.