Ares jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!
Memes
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
If you text your crush and they leave you on read, just know that "read" has four letters. You know what also has four letters? "Mine." So that basically means that you are theirs. :)
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?
"Are you ready kids?"
Son: Dad, where are you?
Dad: Getting another one.
Son: Getting what?
Dad: Dad.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.