Box of Chocolates

How are Asians like a box of chocolates?

Either way, they’ll kill your dog.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is saying Asians are like a box of chocolates because, get this, they'll KILL YOUR DOG. I know, deep stuff for a mouth-breather like yourself. But hey, you tried.

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