Ares jokes

Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, With every beat of my heart, I'm devoted to you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, When life gets tough, I'll stand by you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"

"Yeah, over my dead body!"

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.

None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.