Ares jokes
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims; they went through 91 stories in 11 seconds.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Let's go punch some orphans, who are they gonna tell, their parents? 🤣🤣🤣
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
They are delicious.