Ares jokes
Are you depression? 'Cause you're always on my mind~
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why is it ok to punch an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Guys, put more comments in.
We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.
Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?
Because they never had loving parents of their own.