Ares jokes
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
Gwen, why are you so nice?
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.