Ares jokes
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.