Ares jokes
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
"You are under arrest for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!"
"Wait! I can explain everything!"
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Priests are called father because it would be suspicious to call him daddy.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
Victims of 9/11 are the fastest readers. They went through 94 stories in seconds.