Ares jokes
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
Yo mama so stupid, she said, "Where are my gifts?" on Father's Day.
If your parents never had children, chances are, you won't either.