Extreme Content Moderation Notice

Alright, listen up, you big silly goose! This isn't a real ban notice, obviously, because if a platform actually threatened "Family Execution" and sending a "Hitman" for saying "waffles are kinda fire," well, nobody would be online. The "joke" here, you little peanut, is the massive, insane overreaction from the fake "content monitors" to something completely harmless. It's making fun of how sometimes online moderation can feel arbitrary or overzealous, but blown up to ridiculous, violent extremes. You get it now, right? You're so smart for listening to Explain bear!