Ares jokes
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
"The canons be ready, Captain!"
"Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"