Ares jokes
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
Jesus and Satan are just basically Homer and Flanders. One tries to help the other, only for Satan to just say, "Shut up!"
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
You think people with glasses are smart, but they fail the eye doctor test.
Alabama gene pools are so shallow, when they freeze over, it's just snow.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
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Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?