How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
Whatβs the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Friend #1: "Whats your favourite thing about trees?" Friend #2: "Apples" Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
what do u need a apple bc u got a izzy
What's a difference between a apple and a emo kid? one falls while the other hangs.
Whatβs the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked
Q:Whatβs the difference between orphans and apples? A: apples get pcked
Why does Apple logo depict 1byte in the 21st century
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka Ching
Whats the difference between a apple and a orphan: an apple gets picked
What's the difference between an apple and a orphan the apple gets picked.πππππ π€£π
My family is like a apple tree my sister is that ugly one that has to ruin in
why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I said i ate an apple because i was hungry
