Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."
Apple Jokes
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time?
Because Paul Walker crashed into it.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
