Orchard jokes
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang on trees.