Orchard jokes

What do emos and apples have in common?

They both hang on trees.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

What kinds of apples grow on trees?

All of them.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Q: An apple gets picked.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.