Apple jokes
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple gets picked.