In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FRUIT?
Rhyme-Apple
A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?
Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.
which falls faster an apple or an emo kid.
the apple because the emo kid is hanging
How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack mr khan and give him a big fat whack cos his teaching's got lack his system i will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack I'll throw him on the clothing rack on his seat I'll put thumb tacks i'll break his momma's back.... and he'll never come back @DreamBlue
One time, I was making a caramel apple
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel
why apple trees like emo kids
Because they like to play yoyo with them
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
What’s the difference between a pig & Maddie McCain? Least pig had apple in its mouth when was spit roasted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a apple?
Well at least one gets picked
sometimes i look around and all i see is 2 fat cheeks in my face and say 2 mushy apples
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan? The apples get picked
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Appel all ways gets pick.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
