Apple

Apple jokes

An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

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  • What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?

    I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.

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  • What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

    One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

    A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?

    The apple was already bitten.

    Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

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  • The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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