BabyAnonymous7 years agoWhat's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Waterjonalona7 years agoWhat do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
SecurityAnonymous7 years agoOne apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
iPhoneLife7 years agoA man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?The apple was already bitten.
Chuck NorrisPistacio7 years agoChuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
ComputerAnonymous8 years agoThe oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.