Classroom Guessing Game

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You thought this was a cute little story about a classroom? Nah, it's a setup. The teacher keeps giving clues, and Sally makes guesses, but then Little Johnny flips the script. He copies the teacher's style, and makes a guess to insinuate something inappropriate, but it was a harmless nickel. See? Not so complicated, you dummy.

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Sry this is my joke but i wasnt signed in yet so i just reposted it on my account lol