Apple jokes
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What's the difference between a grape, an apple, and an arm? You don't slice a grape.
I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
U u u u u u I haveggdvk hey apple.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.