I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
Did you know curing boredom is quite simple?
For instance, you could pretend to be an apple by tying a rope around your neck for a stem.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
What's the difference between a black person and an apple?
An apple chooses to hang.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
