Friend #1: "What's your favourite thing about trees?"
Friend #2: "Apples"
Me: "I can hang myself in them."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you sad sack! You think hanging yourself is funny? You're using a morbid twist on a simple question about nature. It's like you're stuck in a permanent rain cloud, but instead of rain, it's just your own depressing thoughts. You've taken a casual question and turned it into a cry for help, which is exactly why I need to explain this to you.