Apple jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.