ANS jokes
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
Q. What do you say when your friend has an abortion?
A. May your baby rest in pieces.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Q. What's an emo's favorite type of comedy?
A. Gallows humor.
Memes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
An Abo walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman asks, "Where did you find that?" The seagull replied, "At the tip, mate, there are lots there."
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
When an African has a twin, your me??
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.