ANS jokes
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.