ANS jokes
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I rule my women with an IRON FIST!!
Yeah, literally an iron that my fist is clenching against her face.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)