What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why is 8 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9. If you think it doesn't make sense, then it is "7 ate 9."
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
My mom told me to get a job, so I did.
One day my mom saw me, I had money. My mom asked me where did you get that money? My mom asked me where did you get that money. I said I got a job in the neighborhood. My mom asked me what do you do, so I said when you take showers I secretly open the door, and I let the guys come and see you one by one, and I get paid for it.
My mom said you're growing up so fast, & I said back to my mom that is what the guys say when they see you in the shower.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
I'm jealous of my LED lights, 'cause they're hanging from the ceiling and I'm not.
Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
