ANS jokes
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Memes
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.