ANS jokes
My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.
Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
Nothing is funny about the Name who died an agonizing death, was mocked, spit on, and humiliated all because we were sinners and God saved us so we could be free from the punishment of sin.
Jesus is sinless and perfect and loving. How dare you!
A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?
Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.
How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?
Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.
How did she survive?
Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
Why did the goat have an abortion?
Because she already had too many kids!
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.