ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Why won't an atheist convert to the religion of Islam? Because being on the sex offender list is the only requirement to be a Muslim according to the Arabic religion of Islam.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"