ANS jokes
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
When a bomb goes off, they call it an explosion.
When Keemstar exposes someone, they call it an exposion.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.