ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I would create an orphan website, but you need a homepage to do that.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.