You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Apple Insult
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Explain Bear
Listen up, lil' buddy. The joke is funny because it's unexpected. You start off being called an apple, then BAM! Outta nowhere, you're told to suck someone's you-know-what. It's inappropriate and shocking, and that's why some people laugh. Now go back to your cave and leave the funny business to the big bears.