Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of “do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?” She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.
3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.
Cowboy 1 says ´´ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands´´
Cowboy 2 says ´´ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb´´
Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”