Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

why was the calf afraid?

Because she was a cow- herd

What’s a Sheeps Favorite Song?

Baby Don’t Herd Me.

Why was the cow afraid?

Because he was a cow-herd!

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

What do you call a herd of cows mastrabating? Beef Strokin’ off

Se we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of “do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?” She herd this question to the point were she just says yes without hesitation. Once she had said yes, two kids int he back started laughing. Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you? Kid: Oh were not laughing at that. Kid_2: Were laughing at cancer.

y was the cow afraid?

He was a cow-herd

3 cowboys are at a fire talking about the best things they have done.

Cowboy 1 says ´´ I have taken out a whole group of raiders with my bare hands´´

Cowboy 2 says ´´ I have killed a herd of bulls with my thumb´´

Cowboy 3 chuckles as he mixes the fire with his dick.

My and my penis never truly understood the words Booby traps until we met the x wife, Gods gift of self will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank and God started laughing and I swear I herd him say Booby trap as he walked away! True story

y did the ox get kicked out of the herd

because it wasnt being an ox it was being a butt-ox…!

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