New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
why do Animators like Christianity? Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose
what is hitlers favourite animal
adolphin
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
Animal jokes, Eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee 😊😁
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
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What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
"I work with animals" the man said to his date. his date said "I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal" "I am a butcher" said the man
denki- hey Mineta i have a joke for you)Mineta- go on)Denki- Ururaka's booty)Mineta- i don't get it) Denki- exactly) mineta- ^cries T_T^)
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What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
