Anime jokes
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal?
A Desert Eagle.
A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
New horror movie idea.
The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
I’m probably the episode 9 since I make people cry.
What kind of animal falls from the sky?
Answer: A raindeer.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁