WHY ANIMALS IN POLAR REGION HAVE THICK FUR? BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE A BARBER 🤣🤣🤣
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
What animal is good at baseball ⚾️?
A bat 🦇!
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What is a school shooter's favorite animal??
A Desert Eagle
What do you call a deaf animal? Anything, it can't hear you.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
what is hitlers favourite animal
adolphin
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
What kind of animal falls from the sky??????
Answer- A raindeer
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: Nice to eat you.
Animal jokes, Eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I work with animals!! What do you do? I’m a butcher
What do you call an animal that knows karate?? Moose Lee 😊😁
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
