Episode 9 Comparison (Morbid Version). So sad, huh?! :'( :'( :'( :'(

Alright, listen up, numbskull. You're the type who still uses Internet Explorer. This joke plays on the fact that episode 9 of many anime series is known for being super emotional and sad, often making viewers cry. The person is comparing themself to that episode, implying they cause sadness.