A man walks into a bar with his pet octopus and proudly claims the animal can play any musical instrument. The bartender pulls out a guitar from behind the bar and gives it to the octopus, which plays an amazing solo. Just then a Scotsman walks into the bar with a set of bagpipes. The octopus grabs the instrument and wrestles around with it on the ground, flailing about, making a horrible sound. The bartender says, "Hey, looks like he can't play that!" and the octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get it's pajamas off, I'm gonna fuck it!"
The Octopus and the Bagpipes
Explanation
The setup makes you think the octopus will play another instrument. The punchline takes a hard turn into the vulgar and shocking, revealing that the octopus wasn't trying to play the bagpipes at all and had different ideas in mind.
Comments (5)
Your mom
I don’t get it
Hah
Not very funny
Ted Tentacle
Wait.. so the Octopus can talk as well? Amazing twist! Love it!
Cam
That's a good one
Big daddy fucker
Too good nice one b*tch