Anime jokes
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.
I work with animals!
What do you do?
I’m a butcher.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground.
What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!