What animal lies.A lion
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants???? A. A cock and a few hairs (hares)
Whats the similarity betweem christmas stuffing and my penis? I like them both inside dead animals. Because Alive animals feel top much like men.(and then I'd cum too quick)
after I see an anime boy acting cool me at school acting cool my brothers hes just acting cool me;-; I'm gonna kill u 0.0
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo
My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It Croaks every night
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments :)
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
