Anime

Anime jokes

Naruto

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Hospital

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Memes

Animal

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

Mama

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

Time

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Abuse

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Woman

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

Butcher

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Pikachu

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Fandom

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Underpants

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

Animal

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

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  • Background

    I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.