Anime Jokes

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I don’t remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you thick he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one and I ended it by saying, “Ok, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]” Welp that’s it.

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick

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A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"

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you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it

What happens when animals do a squat?

It doesn't become pretty...

My favorite animal is a cheetah so I hope the jokes are good

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called? Therianarchy!

What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.

if a tree could be any animal what would it be Answer: a dog bc of its bark lol😀

Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?

It's an ARMadillo

My wife is a optimist our first night together she handed me a magnum xl condom. I didn’t know what to do so I made her a balloon animal 🎈 🦒

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It Croaks every night

In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/

"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.