Anime jokes

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

What animal lies? A lion.

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.