Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What animal lies? A lion.
How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?
A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.
Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”
Welp, that’s it.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
