Anime jokes

Screw anima!

Oh wait, that's called hentai.

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

Killua is hot, why?

He's gay.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.

Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.

Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.

Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?

Bully: How would you know that?

Me: Because she told me herself.

Bully: How exactly?

Me: She's on the phone right now.

Phone: *High pitched animal noises*

Me: Told you so!

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.

What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

What animal lies? A lion.

How many animals can you fit in a pair of underpants?

A. A cock and a few hairs (hares).

I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something. I don’t remember.

Then I replied, “TOUCAN play that game.” He went silent, and my other friend barged in and said, “Don’t you think he’s CHICKENing out?” I said, “Yeah, just stop HORSING around!” He came back with one, and I ended it by saying, “Ok, let’s MOOOOOve on cow.”

Welp, that’s it.

After I see an anime boy acting cool,

Me at school acting cool:

My brothers: "He's just acting cool."

Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀