Manga jokes
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Naruto solos.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)