Manga jokes
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Naruto solos.
You're in One Piece because they're looking for your hairline.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
"AOT is mid."
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Kenshiro is already dead.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Goku solos.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.