Manga

Manga jokes

One piece

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

Booty

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Memes

Booty

Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.

Mineta: Go on.

Denki: Uraraka's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it.

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: ^cries T_T^

Fat

Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!

Naruto

I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.

Fandom

Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?

Half n' Half hehe.

Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!

Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.

Sorry not sorry -sans

Floor

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

Costume

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Hairline

If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.

Naruto

Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?

Why?

Because it would be useless. :)

Group

Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?

Why?

Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)

Vegeta

What did Vegeta say to Bulma?

What?

Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)

Pov

Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.

Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.

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