Manga jokes
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Memes
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
Big Mom is so fat, Trafalgar Law can’t make enough room for her!
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
I told my friend to watch Naruto. It's been a week since I've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
If Sakura's head looks like earth, then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
Naruto solos.
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)