Anime jokes
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Sans: What is Todoroki's favorite coffee creamer?
Half n' Half hehe.
Papyrus: Sans! He's not even part of our fandom!!!
Sans: Bro don't get so HOT headed about it. Just CHILL.
Sorry not sorry -sans
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Miku will make America great again
What do you call multiple quintuplets that look the same?
Naruto's mom.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
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After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Friend: You look like a baboon.
Me: Stop talking, you look like a gorilla, so I might call animal control on you and I'll be seeing you at the zoo!
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Only a true MHA fan would understand.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?