Anime Jokes

Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

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Two Italian men get on a bus.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more.

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.

What animal is good at baseball?

A bat!

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.

Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?

They moan louder than your speakers.

The KGB, the FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove they are the best at catching criminals. The Secretary-General of the UN decides to set them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest, and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA people go in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations, they conclude that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and make no apologies: the rabbit had it coming.

The KGB goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling:

"Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"