Anime jokes
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
nothing is wrong
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.
Two Italian men get on a bus.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What animal is good at baseball?
A bat!
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?
It's a deady bear.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.