you are able to travel to the anime world, believe me michael jackson did it
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo? Slugma slugma dick
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
What is the deafferents between Pikachu and orphan Pikachu i choose u
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer? Magic-cop!
Head of Company: We need to stop testing our products on animals. Consultant: Why? The shampoo companies do it. Head of Company: Yeah, but we make dildos.
AOT > ur fav anime
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
why does the flash eat ostreges because he likes fast food
ANIME CATS
I wanted to tell an animal joke but its irrelephant
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
A kid is watching tv and sees an ad about adopting an animal,he then turns to his mother and says “do we have to adopt a donkey” “no” replied the mom, “but we decided to do it......we adopted you”.
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
moscows
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Teacher: what's your favorite animal
Me: Desert Eagle
Teacher:why?
Me:cause it fits in my backpack
I love eating pussy that’s why the animal shelter is always my go to for a good meal
