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Toucan Play

J
Just that gal
5 views · 7 years ago

Animal jokes, eh?

Toucan play at that game.

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    Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, dummy. The joke is a pun. "Toucan" sounds like "two can." It's like saying "two can play at that game" but with a bird. Get it now? You probably still don't since you are reading jokes about animals.

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