What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
A seal walks into a club.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
