Animal jokes
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.