What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
Animal Jokes
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
