Animal jokes
What do you get when you dip a duck in blue paint?
A very pissed duck.
My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's door.
Knock, knock!
It's the chicken.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
2. What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed!
4. What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield!
5. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
I'm a fat cow.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.