Animal jokes
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
I like penguins.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.