Animal jokes
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Memes
Anatidaephobia
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!