A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
About a dog
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
my ill sis said why did the bear said no to ice cream and I said why she said cuz it stuffed
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
what do you call a one legged hippo?
a hoppo!
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheet dah!
What would you name a mumafied squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
I once had an owl hoo-ed think it would fly away?
Me : “You guys wanna know a cool fact?” Friend 1 : “Yeah” Friend 2 : “Yea” Me : “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.” Friend 3 : “I love anime.” Friend 1 & 2 : “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Me : *Laughs at Friend 3*
I'm a cheetah, I cheet duh?
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk but it's acting really duckpressed.
Why did the dog walk out at night .?to scare his people
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
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