Animal jokes
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
A seal walks into a club.
How do you scare a bee?
Boo-bee!
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.