Animal

Animal Jokes

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?

If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,

If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.