A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
