Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
What's a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
