Animal jokes
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.