Animal jokes
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!