What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
why did the bat cross the road because to get blood bar
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald D*ck
what's the difference between a seal and special kid?
they both go: uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh! uh!
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
What do you call a cow with three legs? My ex
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake? "Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
what do you call a chicken wit no legs? ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I named my dog Chicken......
I love eating chicken
Why did the cow lick your mum Coz she had a cream pie
Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
