why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" UwU
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots door. Knock, Knock!
It’s the chicken.
Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What is the name of the bear capitol?
Koala Lumpur
