What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What do you get when you throw holy water on a cow?
A holy cow!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
