Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
Man: How do you prepare your chicken?
Waiter: Nothing special, we just tell them they’re going to die.