What did the tiger say to the bunny? Nice to meat u!
the bear walked into the bar and said can i have a cola and a............wisky the bar tender says whats with the big paws
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"I work with animals," the guy says to his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I like a man who loves animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
what do fish smoke? a puffer
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"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
In the cute fantasies: Est-ce que tu manges du poulet ? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN !!!!! In reality: Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!
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What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit somthing brown and gross?that is bull crap
What animal can jump the highest the highest? The Emo kids
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: because he had hives
a doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to him self this is wrong but some doctors do it... he is a vet
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
