Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
Animal Jokes
I like penguins.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
"Mice Krispies!"
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had diarrhea.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
