What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
Animal Jokes
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
