what has 4 legs and 1 arm?- -a pitbull in a children's play area
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ̈stop horsing around ̈
Get it horse-ing
Why did the camle cross the road
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass
Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
The Flanders Song
God said to Noah, there’s gonna be a floody-floody Rain came down, it started to get muddy-muddy Get this animals👏out of the arky-arky “Leave me alone”
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk so then I took him out for a walk then when I put him back in the tank he stopped moving
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What do you call a bloody pig? HAMorrhage!
First Man: My dog's got no nose. Second Man: How does he smell? First Man: Awful.
Animals are just... so hot
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
Went to my local Indian restaurant asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala the waiter said what's that I said it's the same as a tikka just a little otter
stop saying cheetah cheater jokes they suck
Knock knock Who there The butt The butt who The butt goes mooooo
