Animal jokes
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put him in the microwave until his bill Withers.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
How do bees 🐝 get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!