Animal jokes

A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.

When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.

Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.

Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear.

One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...

...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.

What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?

This is a pig problem!

I am a sheep.

What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?

I don't know, what?

They are both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.

Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?

Comment down below!

Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!

Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"

So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."

Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!

A cat in the desert be like:

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?

What's a cow's favorite war?

World War Moo.

A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"