Aren't I beary good?
Animal Jokes
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Why are chickens so awesome? Because... Chicken noise.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why do ponies hate Silento?
Because they neigh neigh too much!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
If cops are called pigs, then security guards are piglets.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What do you call a fish with no legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Fsh have no legs.
What do you do with legs?
Break!
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
What do you call two bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Friend: I have the eye of the tiger.
Me: So what? I have the balls of a gorilla.
Parents: We can't come back to the zoo next week!
A whale went to the country Wales for vacation.
When it ended, what did he say? "I had a whale of a time!"
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
If you're having a bad day, just remember the Blobfish exists.
