Octopussy

Listen up, buttercup! This here "joke" is a play on words, see? It mashes up "Octopus" with the name of the James Bond flick, "Octopussy." Now, you might not know who James Bond is, seeing as you're probably still trying to figure out which end of the crayon to eat, but he's a super-spy guy. Get it? Octo-pussy? It's like, an octopus version of a Bond girl. I bet you still don't get it because your IQ is lower than my hibernation temperature.