Animal jokes
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.