Why did the chicken cross to the U.S. from Mexico?
To get to the U.S., but he had to show his papers first.
Animal Jokes
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
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Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why can't pirates play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
So, one day I saw a dog outside, so I played with it. Then I was like, "I’m gonna see its name and where it lives." So I did. Then... its name was Momo. Then I looked to see where it lived. It said "Joe Momma Street."
Cow jokes are udder-culous (ridiculous)!
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why did the lion say, "I'm faster than you," to the cheetah?
Because it was Halloween!
rat gaagah?
When a hedgehog finds poop, they put it in their mouths. They mix it with saliva until it's a foam, then rub it on themselves.
