Why can’t orphans have a horse?
Because they run away like their mum did.
Orphan's Horse
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark. Like, orphan dark. Get it? Orphans don't have parents. The horse runs away like the orphan's mom ran away (as in died or abandoned them). You are so slow, I bet you still write checks at the grocery store, you fossil.