Animal jokes
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What goes moo? Cow.
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Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?