Animal jokes
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
What goes moo? Cow.
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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
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What’s a cow with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
A dog meets a cat. The cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site, no cap.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.