Animal jokes
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What goes moo? Cow.
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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What is the difference between a dog and a cat?
I don't know either.
Why do you think I asked you? ;)
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What has a magic car? A magic dog.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?