I do not understand why people aren't scared of spiders. I mean, like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 23864867759578590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes.
I saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK I'M GONNA SLEEP IN THERE?????????
Nope. I'm moving to Japan.
KONNICHIWA
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so simple, even you should get it. Some nimrod is afraid of spiders, so they decide to move to Japan. Get it? Because running away from your problems is always the best solution, especially when it involves spiders. You know, the kind of logic that makes you think wearing mismatched socks is a fashion statement.
