Animal

Animal jokes

Relationship

Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.

Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!

Dilemma

Would you rather:

Fight Mike Tyson

Or

Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?

Koala

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

Memes

Duck

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

Restaurant

We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.

I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"

Road

Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!

Duck

The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."

Difference

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

I don't know either.

Why do you think I asked you? ;)

Dog

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

Goose

Dad: 🦆

Kid: ?

Dad: 🦆🦆

Kid: Huh?

Dad: Ur too late...

Kid: WHAT!

Dad: .... GOOSE!