Animal jokes
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail?
It's pretty much a downward spiral.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.