Animal jokes
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
What do gay horses eat?
Horse dick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Like if you blow male cows?
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.
I kicked a goose, and I liked it!
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.