Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Memes
Shorse
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"