What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
Animal Jokes
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because me and the gorilla had too much to drink?
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink?
Dairy free.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
