Animal jokes
What do you call a bird orgy?
No bird control.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fffffsshhhhhh
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
Why did the duck get arrested? For selling quack.
Memes
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I once had an owl who I thought it would fly away.
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Cow says,
"Cow says who?"
No! Cow says moo!
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
Why didn't the bear leave home?
He could not bear leaving his family.
About a dog.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.