What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
Animal Jokes
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
Breaking news (2020): Depressed pigeon misses shitting on people.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
I'm a cheetah, I cheat, duh?
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Dam.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
